my toaster is racist

I put white bread in my toaster and it does not like that; the toaster makes the bread come out a darker colour. I can even put wholemeal bread in, and that is not dark enough for the toaster. Even when I put some of the bread back in the toaster after it has done its thing, it comes out even darker still. My toaster is definitely racist.

dafuq?

Shitposting in its purest form.

Now hellball, don't we all need a little more toasting?

If you don't care for toast, don't do it, queue. One doesn't have to burn to improve and harden.

What to think of a human being who puts their bread in an entity that makes the bread itself come out in darker colours? =P

My paint bucket, on the other hand, turns things white. We have a similar problem here.