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This is me, and my life...is pretty weird

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Experience my life!

Day 1

Ahh! Another boring online class! Oh no! I forgot to wear my uniform! My HOMEWORK!!!
Pause! Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I’m [redacted]. Ok if you’re wondering what is going on, that's me, and this is a day in my life. It's currently Tuesday morning, and the world is filled with a menacing virus going on all over the world! So our schools are online. Welp- this is me, and you’re gonna experience my life.
Unpause!
“Your breakfast is ready! Be sure to eat it!” I hear mum yell, “But I gotta join my online class!” I say. And it was Chemistry! I forgot to complete my homework! Hopefully teacher enters me in the class *phew*. I basically sat dead for the next 50 minutes as the class went on. And then I got a 10 minute break, I can finally have my breakfast now. But I guess everything is against me today as it's already 10:00 Am and I’ll be late if I don’t join my next class!I skip my breakfast again and sprint towards my room, hoping I wasn’t late. And...I was! I mean it was the only thing to go wrong. And again for the next 50 minutes I sit dead. The class ended and now it’s a 20 minute break so I can now finally have my breakfast. BUT my little bro yells and orders me to fill him a glass of water. I say to fill it by himself but he has a class! So I fill the glass and that takes me 2 minutes and 15.057 seconds. (You gotta take precise care of time when it comes to classes). So I calculated that if he used my 2.15057 seconds of breakfast, I gotta divide that time by three Phat Gus (Phat Gus is my neighbour, he's really fat) I’ll get 2.84943 seconds to think about what I should do next. And by thinking this much, it was time for ANOTHER class!

(To be continued....)