This is my life...(Part 2)

Tuesday

Its evening and I finished my homework and boring 50-minute classes, where I basically sit dead. I was invited to my cousins' house. Umm on the way, I saw this really "Smart" guy, burning trash right next to a flipping petrol pump. And I was like yeah nobody gives a damn why should I? And I went on without informing the guy about how gasoline is really inflammable.

My cousins are really, really, really naughty, (they are twins) they don't ever fail to prank me, ever! This time they offered me some gummy worms. And I was like, wait a minute this never happens and this must be a prank. So I told them to have first. And they did, nothing was suspicious about them or the gummy worms. So I took a handful of them and stuffed 'em into my pocket.

I'm really an introvert, every time theres a family gathering, I sit alone in the washroom until the dinner's ready. There were some newspapers and my phone was discharged this time. So I had to sit and read and poop in the washroom the the next 2 hours (*visible disappointment*).

It had been 2 hours and I can finally get out. It was dinner time, and I was really stuffed. Well...thats a different story why I was stuffed which we'll talk about next time, but lets just say I wasn't hungry. I can sit and two places, either in the dining room with the elders, or in the basement with toddlers. Toddlers were too messy so I prefer to eat with the elders. Everytime I have dinner with them, something funny happens, and I control laughing but mum tells no laugh at elders. Last time I had been here, it was grandpa's b'day. He was about to blow the candles just when his fake teeth fell off onto the cake and I couldn't hold my laughter and I spit out all the soup I had in my mouth.

I was ready to start dinner just when...a loud noise came. It was from downstairs. I went to check in and no kids were there! I came running and panting upstairs yelling and told the elders about it. My dad and uncle each grab a shotgun and reload them. Granda gets up and reaches out for his old MK-Makrsman Rifle saying "been waiting for this since years".. and Just when dad, uncle, and grandpa reach the basement, a loud noise comes again *THUUUD*!!!

(To be continued)